Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Diplomatic Immunity

Mark Zeigler of the Union Tribune and True Hoop enlightened me to Kim Jong II’s love of basketball in general and Michael Jordan in particular. Now I think we all can agree that I’ve had some great ideas in the past. The Suge Knight owned Vegas team comes to mind. But my new strategy to send Charles Oakley to North Korea may be the best brainstorm I’ve had yet. I have visions of a combination of Rambo and I’m Gonna Git You Sucka and despite my best efforts I'm not sure what this means. Seriously Oakley could save the world. And can we get Oakley diplomatic immunity? Now that would be fantastic. And while I'm on the subject of Oakley. If Rod Thorn really wants to rid the Nets of Jeff McGinnis, there is only one man to call.

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