Playofffs?!

Judging by the 1-5 record and the comments section over at Celtics Blog the Celtics franchise is a mess right now. A day doesn’t go by in which I don’t hear or read a demand for Doc Rivers’ head. He continues to preach patience and stress the length of the season. However, Celtics fans seem fed up and people around the league are critical of the situation as well. I’m convinced that Doc only has one option. Prior to the Magic game he should gather the team behind him and address the media with the following,

“Ladies and gentlemen, l'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we lost a few games or took a few liberties with our female dance team. We did. But you can't hold a whole team responsible for the behavior of a few sick, perverted individuals. If you do shouldn't we blame the whole NBA? And if the whole NBA is guilty then isn't this an indictment of our athletic institutions in general? I put it to you, Celtics fans. Isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well you can do what you want to us but we won't sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America!”

As soon he finishes the team should storm the court. Of course if the C’s lose then it’s time to revert to this.